What is your greatest achievement?
In descending order, Marriage, kids, building a wooden house and gaining the ability to not sleep in.
How would you describe your work/style to someone who hadn't seen it?
Graphic and absurd. Absurdly graphic.
What piece of advice would you give your 15 year old self?
Don't wait for it grab it! Too late.
When are you happiest?
When I can draw and it's going well.
What is the worst job you have had?
Shovelling popcorn in the cinema for two long years after completing an MA
Who would play you in the movie of your life?
The younger Woody Allen
What is your karaoke song?
White Lines by Grand Master Melle Mell - don't ask.
What 5 things can't you live without?
Weekends, weekends, weekends, weekends and weekends.
What is the greatest invention of all time?
Bank Holiday Mondays - for an extra long weekend.
If you didn't do what you do, what would you do?